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Islander
11-25-10, 12:45 AM
I had a big jar of mincemeat from the food bank, back when I qualified, and I thought I might as well use it today — when else would I want to make a mince pie? I even had gluten-free All-purpose flour on hand.

Evidently that purpose does not extend to pie crusts. Damn things rolled out nicely but wouldn't hold together. I ended up patting the bottom crust in like play-doh, but I thought — having understood the idiosyncracies of this dough — that I would do better with the top. Ha.

The top crust tore into multiple pieces as it was lovingly placed over the filling. I had to take sections that hung over the edge and dub them in on the big strips where the bare naked filling showed through. Fluting the edge with thumb & fingertips was a no-go. I had to speak softly to it while coaxing it with a fork. When it was as good as it was going to get, and ready to go in the over, I stepped back and burst out laughing. Should have taken a picture....

Actually when it came out of the oven it didn't look so much like a lunar landscape as it did before. The ragged edges seem to have merged. How will it taste, though? Ask me tomorrow.

DizzyIzzy
11-25-10, 01:55 AM
Hahaha, sounds as bad as the time I was pressing individual almonds through a garlic press for a raw vegan pie... a magic bullet, a food processor, and a blender in the house and all 3 decided to die as I was making it.

The things you do for a meal!! :deadhorse:

mellowsong
11-25-10, 04:19 PM
Hahaha, sounds as bad as the time I was pressing individual almonds through a garlic press for a raw vegan pie... a magic bullet, a food processor, and a blender in the house and all 3 decided to die as I was making it.

The things you do for a meal!! :deadhorse:

A hammer or meat tenderizer with the nuts in a plastic bag or wrapped in parchment paper woulda been a heck of a lot easier!

Reesacat
11-25-10, 08:12 PM
"Glue" is the gluten part-I used to grind my own wheat and make a soft roll braid that was delicious. The "glue" in the wheat made it stretchy and easy to braid. Same with pie crust. Gluten-free I have to use eggs to bind or do something else to make up for the "glue" in gluten.

However that "glue" is not sticking up my intestines! I noticed the last couple of Thanksgivings I am not in post-dinner coma or digestive distress.

DizzyIzzy
11-26-10, 05:20 AM
A hammer or meat tenderizer with the nuts in a plastic bag or wrapped in parchment paper woulda been a heck of a lot easier!

Yep. I uhh, totally thought of that at the time. Yep.

banghead