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    Default Answer to a prayer

    During the service, the pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise for prayers, which had been answered. A lady stood up and came forward.
    She said, ‘I have a reason to thank the Lord. Two months ago, my husband Jim, had a terrible bicycle wreck and his scrotum was completely crushed. The pain was excruciating and the doctors didn’t know if they could help him.’
    You could hear an audible gasp from the men in the congregation as they imagined the pain that poor Jim experienced.
    She continued, ‘Jim was unable to hold me or the children and every move caused him terrible pain. We prayed as the doctors performed a delicate operation. They were able to piece together the crushed remnants of Jim’s scrotum and wrap wire around it to hold it in place.’
    Again, the men in the congregation squirmed uncomfortably as they imagined the horrible surgery performed on Jim.
    She continued, ‘Now, Jim is out of the hospital and the doctors say, with time, his scrotum should recover completely.’ All the men sighed with relief.
    The pastor rose and tentatively asked if anyone else had anything to say.
    A man stood up and walked slowly to the podium.
    He said, “I’m Jim.” The entire congregation held its breath.
    “I just want to tell my beautiful wife, the word is sternum.”

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    Default Re: Answer to a prayer

    LOL! Like the school kid who said 'orgasm' in an oral presentation when he meant 'organism' (true story.)

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    Default Re: Answer to a prayer

    Or the supermarket checkout girl who called for a price on lesbian bread (Lebanese bread)!
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    Default Re: Answer to a prayer

    Bet the entire congregation was really happy for Jim. Lol. sternum vs. scrotum...not even close?? Too funny.

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