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    Default Three Wishes

    An old lady was forced to sell her valuables to avoid eviction. As she rummaged through her dusty poor belongings, she came across a dull copper kettle. Intrigued by its possible value the old woman dusted it off and BAM! A genie erupted from its neck.

    The genie says “I have seen your plights, and will grant you three wishes.”

    The woman, astounded, thinks for a moment and says “age has taken its toll on me. I wish to be young and beautiful once more.”

    BAM! In a sudden flash the old woman emerged, a ravishing young woman

    Thrilled by her success the woman says “genie I want to live a life of grandeur! To be rich!”

    BAM! With a snap of the genies fingers, the room swirled and transformed into a great hall. Her once broken cottage had become a mansion. Upon looking down the woman noticed her worn clothing had been replaced with a stunning dress, and shining heels.

    While she marveled at this outcome the genie stood solemnly and said: “you have one wish left.”

    The woman thought about this for a while and then felt a slight brush against her leg. It was her old cat, frightened by the building's transformation.

    The woman looked up at the genie and said “this cat has been faithfully with me for all my years. Please, transform him into a human man, so that we may spend many happy days together!”

    BAM! In a blinding flash the cat had vanished. Standing in his place was a tall, dark-haired, handsome young man.

    Immediately enamored by her new love, the woman fell into his arms. The genie, his work complete, disappeared. As she gazed into his eyes, he drew her close and whispered

    I bet you wish you hadn't had me fixed.











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    Default Re: Three Wishes

    Dr. Paul R. Ehrlich would be elated.

    https://www.populationconnection.org/us/30-years-of-zpg/
    Last edited by grulla; 12-21-18 at 11:04 AM.

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    Default Re: Three Wishes

    Ow, that hurt!
    ➤ Happiness is the frosting on the cake of contentment.

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    Default Re: Three Wishes

    Platonic love is OK, too!!!

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