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    A crusty old Army Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the
    Sergeant Major for conversation.

    "Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man.
    Is something bothering you?"

    "Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature."

    The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said,
    "It looks like you have seen a lot of action"

    "Yes, ma'am, a lot of action."

    The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, "You know, you should lighten up. Relax and enjoy yourself."

    The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner. Finally the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?

    "1955, ma'am."

    "Well, there you are. No wonder you're so serious. You really need to chill out! I mean, no sex since 1955!" She took his hand and led him to a private room where she proceeded to "relax" him.

    Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and said, "Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955."

    The Sergeant Major said, after glancing at his watch, "I hope not; it's only 2130 now."

    (Gotta love military time!)
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    Hilarious! Military time is used routinely here in Brazil, in everyday life. I have to tell my students that in the US it's pretty much only the military and maybe a few other situations that use it.

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    Default Re: No sex since 1955

    It's on all my digital appliances, but not the computer.

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    It's nowhere in my life!
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    Let's hear it for the Sergeant Major. Too funny!!

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    Let's hear it for the Sergeant Major! By the way, all of my gadgets tell me the time in military time. Just so much easier and more sensible.

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    "... in military time. Just so much easier and more sensible." I suppose I've gotten too used to AM-PM, however I could probably easily adapt to a sensible military time concept. As I recall, my first RR employer back in 1968 prescribed to military time, but since about 1970s, due to various changes in the RR industry, I had not seen that since.

    What really irks me about the time system, something everyone seems to AGREE on, is the unnecessary need to change the clocks forward and backward one hour, twice a year. However, where everyone seems to DISAGREE, here in NM (and elsewhere), is if we should change permanently to a sensible, year around, mountain standard time (MST like mountain timezone partner AZ) VS year around mountain daylight savings time (MDST) and being all alone (just like a banana republic) from all other neighboring states. I have written plenty emails to my NM state reps. about this issue, and one can see, above, just how biased I am on this contentious issue. Based on this related news article link, NM time change legislation should probably be voted on in a public referendum.
    http://nmpoliticalreport.com/2019/02...n-time-change/

    And here is a concept to make the U.S. into just two time zones, something I could really agree with, along with military time.
    https://qz.com/142199/the-us-needs-t...ne-hour-apart/
    Last edited by grulla; 04-26-19 at 08:19 AM.

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