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    Default Russian Workers

    Three Russian men are talking in the Gulag.

    One of them asks the two others: "So what did you do?"

    The first one answers: "Well, I arrived late at the factory, and so they accused me of slowing down the Revolution and the victory of the Proletariat."

    The second one answers: "Well, I arrived early at the factory, and so they accused me of wanting to be favored and promoted over my fellow workers."

    Then they turn to the one who asked the question: "How about you, then?"

    "Well, I arrived at the factory right on time, and so they accused me of having a watch from the West."



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    No wins in Russia!
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    Good one. Ronald Reagan was known for his fair share of Russian jokes during the Soviet Union era: https://americanmilitarynews.com/201...-soviet-jokes/

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    Lol. Perfect case of: "damned if you do, damned if you don't."

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