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    A New York attorney representing a wealthy art collector called his client. He says, "John, I have some good news and some bad news."
    The art collector replied, "I've had an awful day; let's hear the good news first."
    The attorney said, "Well, I met with your wife today, and she informed me that she invested $5,000 in two pictures that she thinks will bring a minimum of $15-20 million. I think she could be right."
    John replied enthusiastically, "Well done! My wife is a brilliant businesswoman! You've just made my day. Now that I know that I can handle the bad news, you mind telling me what it is?"

    The attorney replied, "The pictures are of you and your secretary."





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    Good one!
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    Really funny!! Curious minds want to know: Why only 2 pics for $5,000? The PI should have taken tons of pics for $5K??

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    Hmmm. Perhaps the PI only had time for two shots before he got caught? Or perhaps anything more than two compromising pix would have been a waste of film.
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