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    Default The first Jewish president of the United States.

    This is a story about the first Jewish president of the United States.
    One day, his mother calls him on the telephone.
    "Bernie, tomorrow is Hanukkah, I want you should
    come home and be with the family." "But Ma, I'm the
    president of the United States. I can't get away. I've got
    too many things to attend to. But why don't you come
    down here for the holiday?"

    "No, it's too much trouble.
    I'm not so young anymore. I'd have to clean up the
    apartment, stop delivery of the newspapers, pack up
    and it would be a real rush." "Ma, I'm the president of
    the USA. I'll send some of my aides and they'll take
    care of everything for you. You won't have to lift a
    finger."

    "OK, but then I'd have to book a reservation on a
    flight and I know I'll never get a seat one day before
    Hanukkah." "But Ma, I'm the president of the USA. I'll
    send Air Force One to pick you up and fly you down
    here. You'll travel first class."

    "OK, but then I'll have to
    schlep from the airport into the city,
    the taxi service in Washington is terrible, and I'm afraid of
    the subway." "Ma, Ma, I'm the president of the USA. I'll
    have my helicopter pick you up at the airport and bring
    you straight into the city."

    "OK, but then I'll need to get a
    hotel room and they are so
    expensive and you know how I hate hotels." "Ma, I'm
    the president of the USA. You'll stay at the White House
    and sleep in Lincoln's bedroom."

    "Well, OK. I guess I'll come." So, it was finally settled. The president's
    mother was scheduled to leave for DC the next morning
    to celebrate Hanukkah with her son.

    A few minutes after she hung up from her son, her friend Minnie
    called: "So what are you doing for Hanukkah?"
    "I am going to spend it with my son."
    "Your son the doctor?"
    "No, the other one."
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    Default Re: The first Jewish president of the United States.

    I didn't think...oops, realize, that Bernie's mother was still alive, she must be older than the Dead Sea Scrolls. lol
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    Default Re: The first Jewish president of the United States.

    Sounds like Ma knows......the bloom is off the rose. Lol.

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    Default Re: The first Jewish president of the United States.

    "Your son the doctor?"
    "No, the other one."

    ROTFLMAO

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