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    Bob comes home to see an email from his neighbor Alan. 'Hi Bob,

    This is Alan next door. I am sorry buddy, but I have a confession to make to you. I've been riddled with guilt these past few months and have been trying to pluck up the courage to tell you to your face, but I am at least now telling in writing as I can’t live with myself a moment longer without you knowing.

    The truth is, I have been sharing your wife, day and night when you're not around.

    In fact, probably more than you. I haven't been getting it at home recently, but that's no excuse I know.

    The temptation was just too much!

    I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apologies and forgive me.

    I promise that it won't happen again. Please come up with a fee for your wife, and I'll pay you.

    Unsurprisingly, Bob got into an incredible rage upon reading this email. Feeling insulted and betrayed, he grabbed his gun, walked briskly outside and into his neighbor's house and shot his neighbor dead. He returned home where he poured himself a stiff drink and sat down on the sofa to brood.

    He took out his phone where he saw he had a subsequent email from his neighbor he didn't notice.

    'Hi Bob, this is Alan next door again. Sorry about the slight typo in my last email. I expect you worked it out anyway, but as I’m sure you noticed that my Autocorrect changed “Wi-Fi” to "Wife." Technology hey?!? Hope you saw the funny side of that!

    Regards, Alan.'
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    What to do about large white spaces that won't go away?

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    Julie, what I did was place my cursor at the bottom of the window and tap tap tap the Delete key until I reached the end of the last sentence.
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    So that's why the government confiscated all those guns in Australia, grin.
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    "Auto-correct" is a nuisance feature for me. It constantly changes words on in my text messages. I've learned to double check each text message before hitting the send button.

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    Autocorrect never shows up on my Adroid phone, but what happens to the dictation app on my old Mac computer is a whole nother story. One of these weeks my guru will have my new machine ready. I just have to bite my tongue because he's been my savior for lo! these many years.
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    Autocorrect changes my spelling from English to American, eg from colour to color. I rebel against this, as I am not from the US!

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    Lol. Today, my teenage granddaughter showed me how to turn off the "Auto-correct" feature on my phone. Finally, my text messages will say what I intend for them to say. Thank goodness for tech-savvy grandkids.

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