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    Default Blonde Joke

    Jack, a handsome man, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm. He sat down next to this blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV as the 10:00 news came on.

    The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.

    Jack says, "You know what, I bet he will."

    The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."

    Jack placed $30 on the bar and said, "You're on!"

    Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off of the building, falling to his death.

    The blonde was very upset and handed her $30 to Jack, saying, "Fair's fair... Here's your money."

    Jack replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 o'clock news and knew he would jump."

    The blonde replies, "I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again."

    Jack took the money.

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    Default Re: Blonde Joke

    Funny, but Jack shouldn't have taken her money.

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