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    Default A Choice Of The Heart

    A patient who needs a heart transplant suddenly gets a phone call from his surgeon.

    "You are in luck, we have two matching donors. A twenty year old athlete and an 80 year old lawyer, which heart do you want?"

    The patient answers, "Give me the lawyer's heart."

    "Are you sure??" Asks the surgeon in surprise.

    "Yea, I'd rather have one that hasn't been used."

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    Now that's funny!
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    Good one "Julieanne", lol! That helps explain the following: A lawyer jumped from a sinking cruise ship and swam to shore through shark infested waters. An observer on the beach asked the lawyer, "How on earth did you manage to swim through all those sharks unharmed?" And the lawyer responded, "Professional courtesy".
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    Hahaha!
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    Funny!! Another funny lawyer joke.

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    An oldie: What do you call a dozen lawyers at the bottom of the harbour? A good start.

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