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    Veteran Member grulla's Avatar
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    Default The Tax Office

    The TAX OFFICE suspected a fishing boat owner wasn't paying proper wages to his deckhand and sent an agent to investigate him.

    TAX AUDITOR: “I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them".

    Boat Owner: “Well, there's Clarence, my deckhand, he's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $1,000 a week plus free room and board. Then there's the mentally challenged guy. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a 5th of Jack Daniels ,and a case of Heineken every Saturday night so he can cope with life. He also gets to sleep with my wife occasionally".

    TAX AUDITOR: “That's the guy I want to talk to - the mentally challenged one".

    Boat Owner: “That would be me. What would you like to know”?

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    Lol. I didn't see that coming. A little Jack Daniels & a Heineken sounds tempting. I read COVID has increased liquor sales!!

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    ahahahhaa he put himself on the employee list.

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