Three One Liners

[Julieanne]

1 Two atoms are walking down the street, one says to the other: “I think I just lost an electron.” “Are you sure?” “I’m positive.”


2 A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.


3. Nurse: “Doctor, there’s an invisible man in the waiting room.” Doctor: “Tell him I can’t see him.”

[Islander]

Thanks for the chuckles!

[BandsAiud]

Lol!

1. I tried to change my password to penis but they said it was too short.’


2. I told him to be himself, that was pretty mean I guess.


3. Does my wife think I’m a control freak? I haven’t decided yet.

[Islander]

LOL, cute!