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    Default Three One Liners

    1 Two atoms are walking down the street, one says to the other: “I think I just lost an electron.” “Are you sure?” “I’m positive.”


    2 A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.


    3. Nurse: “Doctor, there’s an invisible man in the waiting room.” Doctor: “Tell him I can’t see him.”

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    Default Re: Three One Liners

    Thanks for the chuckles!
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    Default Re: Three One Liners

    Lol!

    1. I tried to change my password to penis but they said it was too short.’


    2. I told him to be himself, that was pretty mean I guess.


    3. Does my wife think I’m a control freak? I haven’t decided yet.

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    LOL, cute!
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