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    Default More dad jokes

    What do you call a pig with laryngitis?
    Disgruntled.

    - How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?
    A buccaneer.

    - What did the surgeon say to the patient who insisted on closing up their own incision?
    Suture self!

    I'm reading a book about anti-gravity...
    It's impossible to put down!

    And one for good luck...

    Why is it unwise to share your secrets with a clock?
    Well... time will tell.

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    Default Re: More dad jokes

    You spelled 'bad' wrong.
    Last edited by grulla; 08-22-21 at 09:45 AM.

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    Default Re: More dad jokes

    Ha ha! But kids of a certain age love 'em!

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