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    Default Golf Injury

    Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched with horror as her ball headed directly towards a foursome of men playing the next hole.

    The ball hit one of them and he immediately fell to the ground clutching his hands together to his groin, rolling around in obvious agony.

    The woman rushed over and immediately began to apologize. "Please allow me to help, I'm a physiotherapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'll allow me" she told him.

    "Oh no I'll be all right, I'll be fine in a few minutes" the man grunted, still lying in a fetal position, still clasping his hands at his groin.

    "Don't be silly, Let me help!" she told him and, following her persistence, he finally allowed her to help. She gently took his hands away and laid them at his sides, she loosened his trousers and put her hand inside. She administered tender and skillful massage for several long moments and then asked "How does that feel?"

    He replied, "It feels terrific, but my thumb still hurts like hell."

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    Good one!
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