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    A Real-Life Infinite Loop

    Infinite loop is a computer programming concept, describing a situation of cause and effect that continues forever, one action causing another action that causes the first action etc. etc. These loops never happen in real life, unless...

    A company CEO tells his secretary: "Next week we're going to a convention abroad and spend some quality time together, please make all the required arrangements."

    The secretary calls her husband: "Next week the boss is taking me abroad for a week on business, please take care of yourself during this time."

    The husband calls his lover: "My wife is going abroad for a week, lets spend it together..."

    The lover, a private school teacher, tells the children: "Because of a personal problem, I will not be at school next week, so you'll be studying at home."

    One of the kids went to his grandfather and said: "Grandpa, next week I don't have school, you promised me that if I had time off we'd go to the mountains together."

    The grandfather, who was also the CEO, calls his secretary and tells her: "My grandson asked me to spend the week with him, so we're not going abroad."

    The secretary calls her husband: "The boss cancelled, we'll be together, my love."

    The husband calls his lover: "We can't spend the week together, my wife is staying."

    The lover tells the kids: "My problem was solved, school is back on."

    The kid goes to the grandfather: "Sorry grandpa, school is back on, I won't be able to go."

    The CEO calls his secretary: "My grandson won't be able to spend next week with me, rebook the flight abroad."

    The secretary calls her husband....

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    Oh my!
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