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    One morning a husband returns to the cabin after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.
    Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out, since it is such a beautiful day.
    She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. Along comes a Game Warden in his boat.
    He pulls up alongside the woman and says, " Good morning, Ma'am, what are you doing?"
    "Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?")
    "You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her. "I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading."
    "Yes, but you have all the equipment. I'll have to write you up a ticket. "
    "For reading a book," she replies.
    "You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her again."
    "But officer, I'm not fishing, I'm reading."
    " Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to write you up a ticket and you'll have to pay a fine."
    " If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman."
    "But I haven't even touched you," says the Game Warden.
    "That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."
    "Have a nice day ma'am," and he immediately departed.
    MORAL:
    Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.
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    Default Re: Fishing

    Love this one!

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